2025 Mayoral Candidate
Floda Lirthe, the who has experience running in 18 consecutive mayoral races, and is on the path to reaching one vote, is a Louisvillian favorite. Her dedicated fans love her for her platforms. She currently works as a advertisement consultant for Anheuser Busch. She has raised the companies revenue greatly with her genius and well thought out ideas, such as sponsoring Dylan Mulvaney. She has many strong platforms, such as making restricting the rights of women, and all transracial, and transgender youth. As a trans woman herself, she is dedicated to stopping trans hate. Another platform of hers is outlawing rap music, because it is obviously not real music. She's not against all rap music. As a Satanist, she likes some forms. She has campaigned relentlessly over the last 18 elections, for accepting Bigfoot and his family into our community. #StopBigfootHate. She is also a firm believer in the re-adoption of medieval stocks as a form of punishment, specifically for trans people. She refuses to shy away from controversial issues, like trans healthcare. She believes in legalizing gender affirming care for minors, with or without parental consent at two days. But once you reach 18, she believes you've missed your chance to change genders and at that point it should be illegal. She strongly believes in parents' rights. That is, specifically, parents' rights to sexually abuse their child if they see fit. She believes in making Louisville a stronger, happier environment, for our children, and our mistresses.
Meet Floda
Ms. Lirthe is a loving mother of 31, with her oldest being twelve. As she is firmly against adoption, all the babies are her own, and none are "Communist little Jew rats raised in the foster care system." She currently lives with her children, her husband, her boyfriend, her secret love affair, her misstress, her sidepiece, her cousin lover, her cousin's lover, her slave, who doubles as a lover, her dog, who she loves physically very much, her grandmother lover, her dead grandmother lover, and her dead dog/lover. Floda is a proud Louisvillian, civic leader, mother, father, bigfoot supporter, fascist sympithizer, ally of aliens living among us, enemy of illegal aliens, who have entered our planet unlawfully, 17 year old, grandmother, great grandmother, lover of the arts (porn), and part-time cheez-it enthusiast. Floda has spent years turning Louisville's dreams into reality.
Career
Buissiness Career:
She is the owner, and CEO of small-town store, Lirthe HARDware in in St. Matthew's. It sells many tools, and toys, and you can even go in the back room, where you can meet with store representatives. It is the oldest HARDware store its street, Stripper Lane.
She is also a substitute professor for many colleges. The most common classes she subs for are the Ethics of the War on the Drug War, The Benefits of Pedophilia, The Covered-up benefits of Epstein's island, Gen Z: The Pussy Generation, How to Be a Good Whore, and Shakespearian Studies.
She is currently pioneering technology to create FeMail, email but for women. Which tbh she got the idea from Impractical Jokers.
Like I said before she is a marketing consultant for Annheiser-Busch. She was the sole engineer of the Dylan Mulvaney marketing campaign, and assissted on the apology ad for said campaign. Not all of it; just the part about remembering 911. In regards to the Mulvaney Campaign, she went against countless peer, supervisor, and subordinate criticism for the idea. In that way she is truly brave. She knew it was a good idea and knew it could not fail. Then during the apology commercial for it, that was created because of how bad it failed, she completely wrote a portion of the commercial. She wrote "remember," with a view of the NYC skyline. You may think that's not much of a contribution, but "remember", in fact, is a really long word.
Political career:
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Louisville needs a leader.
I plan to be that leader. I plan to win the election, November 2025. If I don't then we'll just have to move on to plan b.
Louisville needs a leader
One who isn't afraid of embarrassment, or what the woke mainstream media, or the unwoke sidestream media will say about me.
Louisville needs a leader
One who doesn't shy from a challenge, and refuses to back down, no matter the quality of the idea. Speaking of which , there should be government funded fart machine factories. That would be really fun for everybody
Louisville needs a leader
One who isn't afraid of sabotaging democracy should I lose.
Louisville needs a leader
One who may or may not be a double agent.
Louisville needs a leader
One who pinky promises not to share Louisville's secrets with Mother Russia
Louisville needs a leader
One who will lead it into a more inclusive tomorrow (for Kanye West)